A friend’s child came to play at our house recently. I forgot to put away a box containing our fragile Easter glitter globe. It had been on the landing since May, waiting patiently for an open hand to give it a lift upstairs, back to the attic box marked “Seasonal.” My kids don’t notice the constant piles on the stairs anymore, but this child was Meriwether Lewis on the unexplored frontier. She rifled through the heap of library books and pajamas and couldn’t resist opening the mysterious teal box. I was just steps away on the screeened porch, retrieving lunch dishes. “Mom,” my son called from inside. “Something broke.”
No one was hurt. The children were on the landing, old enough now to respect the danger of broken glass. “Sorry,” our visitor said. “It’s all right, these things happen.” For all my maternal shortcomings, I have the strength of being relaxed when things spill or shatter. Two sets of eyes blinked through the balusters while I brushed curved chards into the dustpan. The globe’s glitter and glycerin made our floorboards sparkle like new again.
I thought about keeping the Easter globe. The music box in the base still worked. The bunnies looked shaken by their ordeal and I wanted to spare them from another. I tried to free the broken glass from the perimeter of the base and cut myself. After a few photographs, I set the globe gently atop the kitchen trash.
Later I looked at the images of the bunnies, sitting innocently in the midst of destruction. It’s funny what the mind links together. I recalled a photograph taken of the Daniel Boone statue in Louisville’s Cherokee Park on April 4, 1974. It was the day after a massive tornado destroyed swaths of the city. The tip of Boone’s rifle was barely discernible in a sea of splintered trees. I was five years old–barely older than my son is now. We lived just a few miles from the park but suffered no harm. For years after the tornado I poured over a book of photographs that documented its ravages, including the one of Daniel Boone. In another image, someone had spray-painted on the side of his destroyed home, “Chicken Little was Right.”




























I dragged the blunt wood edge of an eyeliner pencil across my lower lid this morning, too rushed to find a sharpener. For two minutes I was alone, if you don’t count my children’s knocks and pleas on the other side of the door. As I slipped the silver cap back onto the eyeliner, the memory of an old schoolmate, “Shirl,†flashed before me. She was in the eighth grade at Highland Middle School in Louisville when I was in the seventh. No matter when I went into the girls’ restroom during the school day, Shirl was there, laying down eyeliner. Leaning towards the mirror with her generous belly pressed against the sink, she’d say “Hey,†without turning her head. Unlike the other girls who lingered in the long, echoey bathroom, Shirl harbored no malice. Just make-up. I’d study her through the gap of the stall door. Her jeans were so tight you could count the tines of the comb in her back pocket. I’d hear the flint of a Bic and watch her dip the eyeliner into the flame. One quick blow on the pencil’s end and she’d swipe it across her lids, defining her close-set eyes as if with a Sharpie. If it burned, she didn’t show it. Shirl was bussed to the Highlands neighborhood from the south side of town. More separated us than a year. “Time to hit it,†she’d say, returning the lighter to her pocket and zipping her bag. One day in the hall between classes, I heard the music teacher mutter something as Shirl walked past. After that, when I saw Shirl in the bathroom, I’d try to leave at the same time so I could hold the door.
Louisa, the 84-year old grandmother of the birthday girl, arrived at the party twenty minutes after my children and I did. We greeted her in wavy receiving line, exchanging names and explaining our preschool association with her four-year old granddaughter. Or maybe I have it backwards. Perhaps she was there first to welcome us. All I know is that there was a distinct before and after meeting beautiful Louisa.
For sale online: ruby slippers for $17.48 plus $7.95 shipping. Or plain $10 slippers, $0.98 vials of red glitter and $2 glue. Donald Trump, I ask you. Suze Orman, you, too. What would you do?




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